have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think
I’d probably go as far as to give up emotions to get a Klondike bar, or I could just walk too the grocery store. Either way, I end up with a Klondike bar.
This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.
Put ‘Confess!’ plus an accusation about me in my ask, and I will confess whether it’s true or not!
Here’s some examples to start you off-
- Confess! Do you like [insert name here]?
- Confess! Is it true that you once [insert odd/silly activity here]?
- Confess! Are you scared of [insert fear here]?
- Confess! Did you cry during [insert movie here]Or think of your own! Be as cunning as you like…
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
when someone walks into a room where you are playing piano and they are very surprised to see you playing the piano